"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"
Sammy Adams Ft. Mike Posner - LA Story
Ariana Grande Ft. Mac Miller - The Way
Can we also give a round of applause to the brother in the back who immediately understood how epic this was?
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
Shit is about to go down !